Where’s your invisible hand now?
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)
I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY’D MISSED BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG BUT THEN THERE IT IS OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!
I need all of these as stickers immediatly
Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16
SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE
GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING